Thursday, April 28, 2016

The Cat Gas* Conundrum

Something dawned on me today, one of those “how in the HELL did I overlook this one for so long?” kind of things.

I’ve been suspicious running into convinced for quite a few years now that a high percentage of political “advertising” is actually going to the American people in the form of subliminal inserts within other programming. Subliminal advertising really isn’t all that good for influencing a matter of thought, a matter of intellect, but it is well proven as a magnificent technique to influence matters emotional.  Hang a binding emotional hook on ten percent of a population and you own that country by way of the ballot box.

But where, what medium would be the most effective place to put such “advertisement” as it would be called? Every major media outlet would present major problems to such a campaign.  It could be done, but with major risk of exposure and with exposure total backlash against the client.  Where could it be done with a good exposure rate and minimal chances of the campaign being revealed for what it was?


The answer, oh gentle reader, is riding within what people don’t normally admit they’re watching in the first place.  The answer is you run your political propaganda in with the PORNOGRAPHY.

Think it through.  Tell me it wouldn’t work. You know what kind of porn people like you know what kind of an attitude they bring to several primal facets of life. You know from the porn industry’s statistics which kind of porn is most prevalent in any given region of a nation, and you know from your political polling which candidates are being favored in that region.  All the pieces are in place, all you have to do is buy some nice juicy hot footage from the folks in Europe, do a bit of desktop level work to install the subliminal inserts and then give it away in the form of those ten minute “teaser” movies that want you to join the host company’s web sight where everything is, until the election is over anyway, saturated with propaganda. And what the whale, if they do join then you're going to be downloading them the 'clean' version of the movies, no inserts, so the only risk is the teasers!

Neat, huh?  Yea, neat and tidy. Even if they capture the stream they’re not likely to admit they have it on the hard drive, and situation specific subliminal’s  would become old news and ignored once the specific focus is a matter of history… dead and boring. 

Just about as safe a medium as could be imagined. Porn goes EVERYWHERE to every segment of society in one form or another, and NO ONE ever talks about it. This just puts the whole idea of “Debbie Did Dallas” in an entirely new light indeed.


!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

*cat-gas... aka, pussy farts

3 comments:

  1. And how much muck would you, I or someone have to dig through to find evidence of this?

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  2. More than I care to wade, Jochanaan, way more. The better question though is this: who would be revealed as sponsoring the whole operation? That... could get dangerous in a hurry. It might not just be a political campaign, it might be more nefarious than that. The Sheriff has rules. the mercenaries do not.

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  3. Well, all things are connected, especially in cyberspace. And Our Corporate Overlords have no wish to reveal themselves; they enjoy too much power in their dark-money shadows. Yep. Too dangerous, at least until we have a host of free-thinkers at our backs and sides...

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