Now Jimmy and Johnny are dual you see,
Dwelling within the same head
And Jimmy had found him a lovely sweet lass
Who delighted in sharing his bed.
But Johnny got jealous and hurt the poor girl
She ran off with Billy instead
Which left little Jimmy in such a sad state,
'Twas not anything that he'd said.
So Jimmy resolved to the law he would turn,
He'd sue for the hurt of his heart
Compel on his other most burdensome days
For affections his other tore part.
Of course Jimmy sought out high counsel,
Hocked half of his savings that way
To instigate motions and plead for his case
In the court of most pertinent say.
The language was fierce in such obsolete words
On the papers the Sheriff would serve
To let Johnny know that his other had turned
Where he'd need hire his own legal bird.
Johnny was shocked right down to his core
That Jimmy would be such a turd.
If a fights what you want I'll give it he said,
Save our life from that sad silly nerd.
Spin down the days, ten months all in all
Before a Judge sat to the case,
Full well took aback to discover in fact
Both parties in one woeful face!
Deep went his thought into justice set right
By a ruling of wisdom and grace,
For he knew he'd be cursed, last going first,
To set precedence in such a place.
The Judge earned his robes, there on that bench
His ruling it stands to this day
Turning back all attacks being filed by the hacks
Representing the great APA.
The bailiff said rise, 'twas fire from his eyes
As justice delivered its' say:
Johnny, he said, you did yourself wrong
So both lawyers you get to pay!
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