Sunday, June 21, 2015

Bench stock – or – Patton had it right…


It was in the comment section afterwards, and it said something to the effect of “if you read this article, if you even hovered to long over the headline, you’re now in their database.”  I’d say those are probably true statements.  All I can say is freedom ain’t free, these days that’s the price of patriotism.

“You hold ‘em by the nose and kick ‘em in the ass…”  You’re fast, aggressive, arrive with overwhelming firepower and don’t stay any longer than it takes to dispose of the target you were sent to neutralize.  The kind of warfare Patton learned from his mentor enemy Rommel.  The way wars used to be fought, WW2 evolved into version 6.4 or so by now (I don’t play Call of Duty so I’m just guessing at the version number), the styles of warfare where physical geography is the prime factor in separating the combatants out into those called US and they known as THEM.  The kind of warfare Patton espoused as a necessary evolutionary function within the global community of mankind.  The kind of warfare every nation’s military was designed for, what the vast majority of mankind thinks of when you say “war.” 

The key factoid (to understanding today) is in the paragraph above.  Did you notice it go by?  I’ll be back to the thought here in a bit, but in the meanwhile a humble example of what I’m talking about from me world of real life.


A couple of years ago I could go to pretty much any parts store and buy one off the rack for less than ten dollars, they were stocked along with the fuses.  You know, fuses, the things that protect an electrical circuit from melting down and starting a fire if they short out.  But a gross excess of amperage isn’t the only danger an electric circuit must defend against, particularly if it’s a DC circuit involving solid state devices, computers and the like.  If you’re a device designed to use DC electricity (as in your automobile, or the working guts of the computer you’re using to read this) one of your larger enemies is the presence of AC electricity (as in your house) running loose in your wires.  The two forms of electricity just flat do not mix well, failure isn’t an if, it’s a when.

Those who know their technology already know I’m talking about a diode, another of those ubiquitous little devices that keep the modern world going.  A diode is a device that only allows electrons to flow in one direction, the symbol used on the diagrams to mean “diode here” includes an arrow pointing in the direction of flow.  You use diodes to convert AC electricity into DC, you use a diode when you want to make double damn sure that AC electricity isn’t going to damage your DC circuit.  In the latter example a diode is like a little soldier who will die (blow to open and break the circuit) before he’ll allow any electrons to go the other way.  Rather noble little things, in a blow the bugle and fire off a salute at sunset sort of way.

I ran into one that did just that, died in defense of the system.  Yea, I’m still working on my old pickup truck Brutus, checking out the full system to find and fix what a bad ground cable plus twenty years of attrition have done to the system.  I’m becoming down right intimate with Ford system IV fuel injection, a whole lot more than I ever really wanted to be.  He’s down, I don’t see any sense in bringing him back up until I’m sure things are the way they need to be.  I need the old guy reliable, you know?  Anyhow, after climbing the system from the battery headed in I’ve found and fixed a couple of things that were no doubt major contributors to his problems, have one more major “now dammit, that CAN’T be right”  to figure out and resolve.  Quite a jigsaw puzzle, really, I’m drawing my own diagram as I ohm out the wires confirming the circuits.  Victory will be sweet, I’ll have earned it.  You see, the diode that died is in the main fusebox, its’ job was to defend the ignition system and computer from the AC electricity a defective alternator (one of the things already found and fixed) can set loose to run the wires like terrorists on the freeway. 

So what in the name of Noah’s pet whales does a blown diode in an old pickup truck have to do with modern warfare?  It has to do with that key factoid I mentioned, the bit about warfare where physical geography is the prime factor in separating the combatants out into those called US and they known as THEM.  A rather scary, hell, VERY scary fact of the modern world is that combat, warfare, is no longer primarily region to region but rather corporation vs. corporation, geography really doesn’t play any major role, not anymore.  All the daughters of ceCorporation (ceFord, ceGE, ceHaliburton etc et all ad nauseum) are involved in a very nasty civil war, and for them the geographic regions and the forms of politically motivated conventional warfare are just subsets of their arsenal.  They are some seriously vicious bitches, and for them this is mortal combat, a fight to the death, they’re using anything and everything they can get their hands on.

The fact that a couple of years ago I could buy a direct replacement diode for Brutus off the rack while now every parts store says “dealership item” is just a tiny example of how desperate the fight has become, essentially how desperate the combatants have become to make sure they’re not helping each other survive.  Where that diode has blown there’s a really, really good chance there’s a defective alternator as well, and, well, ceFord wants to know about it and have a chance to sell you the new alternator (at grossly inflated dealership prices) by refusing to sell you the five dollar diode unless you bring the machine in for their shop to service.  They damn sure don’t like the idea of you buying and installing your own alternator from someone who *gasp* might, just might be contributing to the profitability of the parent corporation of say ceBorgWarner (memory serves BorgWarner an ally of General Motors… but not totally sure on that point, uniforms would be a really nice thing, you’d know who was on who’s side).

Folks, heads up, wise up.  The Bushite Bastards are back, now fighting on several fronts.  The concept of Monopoly by Maintenance is one of the newer weapons in the arsenal of ceCorporations’ civil war, it is being installed at the state level of things (where politicians are cheaper to buy and easier to hide the bribe) and it has the potential to have “Ford Territory” or “Honda Turf” on the maps in say fifty some years. 

Just one of their campaigns, nasty as it is the lesser of their efforts.  The biggy they’re building (think Nazi Germany’s nuclear program during WW2) is the loophole the DAMNED BY ANY DECENT DEITY BUSHITES have discovered in the United States Constitution and are proceeding to exploit with things like the Trans Pacific Partnership and others of the same ilk, but, more on that later.  If you haven’t checked out what the World Trade Organization is up to these days on behalf of their Bushite masters DO IT NOW or forever live with the consequences, and while you’re doing that I’m gonna go fire up the volt-ohm meter and go back to being a modern mechanic. 

Just what fucking eco-idiot decided to bolt wheels on a computer and sell it for a pickup truck?   I want to find this person and make very, very sure they do not enjoy meeting me.


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