Monday, March 11, 2024

Filler for fun... Ballerina

“Sir, there is one asset available that isn’t in this plan.”  The lieutenant had that look on his face, the one heroes and dead men wear going into battle.

The General, a weary man weary of the war took in the look, processed, and decided what the hell.  At this stage of things a little insanity might be comic relief.  It had been a long time since he’d properly roasted a junior officer.  He scrunched his face into the look he’d spent a career refining to mean this had damn well better be good.

“So educate us,” he said, nodding to either side at the fifteen senior officers gathered around the planning table.  “Just what have we all overlooked?”  For two weeks he and his staff had been laying plans to mount a desperation counter attack over-hull to open a path through the K’chaing to a dock, hold it open long enough for a supply ship to unload and relieve the siege.  Both rations and ammunition were in desperately short supply.

The lieutenant drew a deep breath and to the confusion of all smiled.  He definitely had the element of surprise on his side.  “Sir, the ballet was aboard when we were attacked.”

Nobody really meant to but every man in the room laughed, the General loudest of all.

As the chuckles subsided the General actually smiled for the first time in recent memory.  “Son,” he said around the last chuckle, “enlighten us here.  Just how in the hell are twenty little girls who are overweight at 45 kilo going to help us make war on 250 kilo monsters who grow their own armor?”

The lieutenant walked forward, picked up a holopointer on his way to the planning table. The others moved aside as he approached.  Honor among the warriors, those in the process of career suicide deserved the chance to make it a clean kill.

“Sir, like this.  Have you ever seen how fast those little girls can fly when they’re not dancing?  I found out they’ve been practicing in the core, that’s where they’ve been hiding.  Sir, they can fly the tubes and we still control the grav generators.  Knock those off line and the whole sphere will be zero-g for a minimum of fifteen minutes before the emergencies can charge up to come on line.  That’s fifteen minutes they’ll have unopposed access between the core and the hull.  The K’chaing ignore the tubes, when we’re geared up they’re to small for us much less them.”

The lieutenant paused for a moment to let what he’d said sink in, was rewarded with a cumulative gasp.  Instantly he had the full attention of every man in the room.

“Interesting that you mention 45kilo sir because that’s exactly the maximum mass their dance belts are designed for and the girls average just a shade under 42kilo.  That’s two  kilo of explosives for payload.”  He lit the pointer, began highlighting locations in the holomap of the station.  “Charges here and here and most importantly here and when they detonate it will vent radian KK to space.  The K’chaing are monsters sir but they’re still air breathers and we’ll still be suited.  Once back in hull we’ll be unopposed.”

“Oh hell yes,” the General said, his grin gone feral.  This was manna from heaven.  “Bring me whichever of the girls is in charge of that crew of sweet creatures, tell her she just got drafted into the Space Marine as a full captain!”

“Yes sir,” the lieutenant said, and chuckled as he turned to go.

“Ok, so now what in the slam fucking hell is so damn funny?”  the General asked.

When the lieutenant turned to face his superior the look on his face was priceless.  “Sir, that means my pacifist daughter is going to outrank me.”


Practical Pirates of an Improbable Penzance …

==originally published 5/22/16==

My mother, with whom I had a totally lousy relationship, always swore that half of my problem (refusing to adopt her paranoid and superstition driven “Tail Gunner Joe” mentality about things) was that she’d “allowed” me to read Atlas Shrugged at to young an age. Sorry mom, but no, that wasn’t what blew your cover (it was your panic over the US and the USSR standardizing the docking rings on their spacecraft did that, but that’s another story). Anyway.

Those who’ve read Atlas Shrugged might remember the name Ragnar Danneskjold from the cast of characters: John Galt’s third roommate in his college days and the least seen of the three lads through the bulk of the tale; Ragnar, the philosopher who turned pirate of the high seas in support of John Galt’s strike-of-the-mind against the parasitic of the political persuasion. He was the one who refunded the personal income taxes (yes, back when the story was written rich people actually paid income tax!) of those whose industries were essentially robbed at gunpoint by the “lib-tard” politicians of their world line,  a refund paid in illegally gotten gold acquired by hijacking “relief” shipments and then selling those shipments to the black markets of those very regions they were headed for in the first place to make sure the goods ended up in the hands of those who needed them rather than in the hands of the political parasites running that part of the globe. Ragnar,  a bit of an anti-hero to most folks’ understanding.