Master Sgt. Dilbert, front and center!
You will report to base linguistics where you will take possesion of The Urban Dictionary and render aid and assistance in translating the Epstein files into recognizable Engish for the perversion challenged members of our society.
The rest of you monkeys fall out in battle gear and deploy a multi layer chainsaw defensive perimeter 250 yards from the building and hold that position until relieved.
Dismissed!
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